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VOD: Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes
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Leena, Veleria, April Rain, Alex Dane, Stacy Nichols, Amber Lynn, Melanie Moore, Alyssa Love, Nancy Vee, Isis Nile, Debie Diamond.
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240 min.
8/13/2002
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Executive Video
97310D1I2/0
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Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD Movie
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Starring: None of the performers is identified or credited in the film, but Leena, Veleria, April Rain, Alex Dane, Stacy Nichols, Amber Lynn, Melanie Moore, Alyssa Love, Nancy Vee, Isis Nile, and Debie Diamond are named on the box. I have no reason to doubt the credits on the box (misspellings and all). I don't know all these performers, but I did recognize some of them.
The DVD consists of 14 chapters (the last of which splices together all the cum shots from the other 13) and an introduction. The introduction features a well-groomed lady, fully dressed, explaining the value of watching porn and engaging in safe sex. It's a nice public service, but I think it would have had more impact if she'd taken her clothes off.
This DVD is a compilation, so the production values are uneven. Some of the clips are well done, with good lighting, good sound, and straightforward scene composition. But on some of the clips, the lighting is so bad that you can hardly see what's going on. And in others, the sound is only loosely related to the activity on the screen. Two of the clips seemed to my untrained eye to have a lower resolution than the others, and I wondered if they weren't transferred from extended-play video. All of the clips, both good and bad, include background music that is excessively stupid. (One of them uses chamber music!)
Some of the clips are pretty hot, and all of them have their moments.
But on this DVD, every chapter begins with two to four commercials for various phone sex services. I've gotten used to seeing these ads in porn videos, but this is the first time I've seen them appear throughout the disc. While some of the ads are hotter than the video itself, others are tiresome, and I personally find the one for the "She-Male Surprise" to be downright upsetting.
Ignoring the commercials for a moment, however, I would say some of the women in these clips performed with an enthusiasm that appeared sincere, so I often got pretty hard watching this DVD.
But none of the clips is outstanding. They were fair to good. All 13 of the cum shots have the guy jerking off on one or both of the women. I know this technique is the industry standard, but I personally don't find it particularly erotic. There has to be a better way to film the male orgasm than telling a guy to jerk off on camera, no matter where his cum lands.
I think the DVD's producers deserve some credit for using only genuine threesomes. I subscribe to the theory that a threesome is always two women and a man. Two men and a woman is not a threesome; it's a gang bang.
The need to figure out a way to get the past the commercials. They occupy up to two minutes of each chapter. That means roughly a half hour of the advertised "4 hours of continuous play" is taken up by commercials, most of which are repeated three or four times in the course of the "film. " Note that skipping to the next chapter always takes you right into a commercial.
I would give it a 7 for erotic value (especially considering how difficult it is to find more than a dozen genuine threesomes on one disc), but I'd have to give it a 1 for the sleaziness of trying to slip in a half hour of commercials (especially since one -- the "She-Male Surprise" -- is so outside the boundaries of my personal taste). That averages out to 4.
Posted By Horny, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD
Custodian Of Records Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Executive Video hereby certifies that Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Executive Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Execu-Comp the Best of Threesomes VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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