" Featuring the Bands: Papa Roach, Eve 6, Backyard Babies Dope Yo Yo's, Society 1, Genitorturers, Zebra Head, Wolf Pac and Pimpadelic"

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Roger's Movie Review Roger's Rating:    Matt Zane is still doing the whole part time rock star, part time porn maker thing, so this movie is just a natural progression. He's brought a lot of porn chicks along for the ride on tour buses and backstage at some of his shows. Along with the usual scenes, we get some interesting interviews with girls who are quite proud of their backstage sluttery. In addition to showing off, they tell us some pretty torrid tales about rock stars and wanna be rock stars. We start on a traveling tour bus with Matt's band Society 1. They find Mariah hiding out in the bathroom and are about to have some serious fun with this cute little groupie. From there, we cut to the first interview with actual band members talking about some of the great sexual traditions of rock and roll. Matt takes Mariah into the back and starts sucking on her pretty titties. She is more than willing to do anything he wants. (Well duh, he's in a band AND the director of this movie.) It might be fun to watch Mariah fuck if the scene weren't so totally fucked up by rapid fire editing and headache causing background music. He shoots a load all over her face at the end. Casey Ray is a girl who pops up in all of the interviews. She's a semi-professional groupie with some great stories to tell. According to her, Fred Durst has a dick that is just as little as you would expect. The other stories are interesting as well, though they are sort of cross cut, making it a little frustrating to follow the ones you really care about. Ron Jeremy pops in to tell his N'Sync story which is interesting if you haven't heard it already. That leads to his own groupie story acted out. Samantha and Cherry come to his door, thinking he's a young handsome rock star. Finding an old, hedgehog of a porn star, the girls are disappointed, but after Ron goes over his resume (Shameless namedropper.) the girls decide to fuck him anyway. Actually, they start out fucking each other. Cherry, as always, is head to toe perfect and makes a meal out of Samantha's pussy. Ron steps in and starts pounding her wet pussy, making her glad she didn't get some limp dicked little pop star. Cherry starts sucking Ron's big cock, giving it a great blowjob before parting her sweet thighs for some of that deep dick action. He ends up pulling out of Sam and shooting his load on her pussy. Casey starts in on Kid Rock, who also is a bit short in the sack. (Makes a lot of sense when you see these guys on video.) The interesting stories give way to rather pathetic footage of guys throwing lunchmeat at porn chicks. Halli Aston makes a post meat appearance and has her way with Mariah as the guys watch. These two are nice looking and love what they're doing, so it's a nice scene. Normally, I would skip most of the veggie action, but I really don't get to see Halli that often so I'm happy to watch her. Now things get a little interesting with some actual backstage footage of real chicks. With the little face blacking, we see chicks getting it on with some dude in the back. It's hidden camera looking footage, but still kind of cool. One guy, who must be a stage hand or something, talks a chick into a blowjob so she can meet some dude named Glenn. Her face is blacked out, but he stares at the lens while she sucks him. That isn't it enough so he slips on a condom to fuck her. (You have to love how she tells him to be gentle to her boyfriend won't know.) On the tour bus, Taylor St. Claire and Ginger are doing what they can to get on. When they get on, the girls put on a show for another band. It's hard to imagine how a woman as beautiful as Taylor got to be such a filthy fucking slut. She tongues Ginger's ass for a long while. After reciprocating, Ginger rides a strap on, but Taylor really shines taking a huge black toy up her ass. The scene ends with a pretty stupid, peanut butter and jelly interaction between the two women. Chandler makes a trip onto the tour bus and has to do a show on her own. The guys use a special drumstick with a dildo on the end. (When did we cross into a Jim Powers flick?) I don't know about you, but watching a bunch of super ugly freak boys play with Chandler has all the erotic appeal of watching snails shit. Julianna Sterling and Dynamite want to meet Eve 6, but Dave Hardman is guarding the door. Little Dynamite goes down on Dave, distracting him while Julianna slips by. That leads us to some more lunch meat tossing and finally a double blowjob for Hardman. Both women are pretty energetic little cocksukcers, so we're bound to get some great oral footage as they try to please his growing prick. Julianna mounts Dave for a fast and furious fuck that looks hard enough to start a fire. This woman knows how to fuck and gives a great scene no matter what. The only thing working against the action here is rapid fire editing. Not wanting to leave Dynamite out, Dave fucks the redhead right up the ass, making her scream as loudly as Julianna did. Dave wanks his semi-hard dick long enough to dribble a few drops on their faces. There are a few pretty good sex scenes in the middle of this movie. Most of them are fucked up by the rapid fire editing that may fit with the music, but not the sex. What makes this movie worth watching is the interview with the musicians. Their stories are interesting even if you find most of them totally worthless as rock stars. Cherry Mirage and Taylor St. Claire are the best porn stars here, though Julianna and Dynamite turn in a very nice scene near the end. If you've ever wondered what groupies are really like, forget Kate Hudson, you need to hear Casey talk about Fred Durst's tiny member. That might explain why he's so popular among the suburban burn out date rape crowd. Matt Zane has done a nice job with the interviews, and a passable job on the sex scenes. Bring up the latter and you've got a great porn. Instead, it's high interest, moderately high heat. Copyright © Roger T. Pipe Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM