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Babes Illustrated VOD Movie
Babes Illustrated Description:
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| The Philogynist's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Lynn LeMay, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Kim Chambers, Leslie Lixx, Vixxen.
The women were fabulous performers and this should be a most satisfying thrill for any viewer who loves seeing beautiful women enjoying the best the world has to offer. Beautiful women. The thin plot revolves around swimsuit models and the horny lesbians in charge of the shoots.
The directing delivers enough full body shots to maintain a high interest. considering there are two deirectors credited, you never get the feeling of two distinct styles. Occasionally the music prevents the women from being clearly overheard. The switch from one scene to another with silhouettes of shapely gals was nicely done.
divided up into five outings, the eroticism is unmistakable to even those without a pulse. The first outing has lovely tanned Felecia playing the submissive lover to an arrogant, semi-attractive Vixxen. The blonde gives the long-haired Latina a rollicking ride with the help of a flesh-colored strap-on. The next scene has an older, but still pretty, Lynn LeMay and Tiffany Mynx involved. Tiffany is not pretty per say, but she has a smoldeing sensuality and is a helluva performer. Tiffany provocatively strips Lynn of her white stockings, wrapping one around Lynn's mountainous mammaries. Tiffany goes after the top-heavy starlet with determined gusto as her character seeks to persuade Lynn into granting her a top photo lay-out. Lynn demands Tiffany to impress her and she cums through with flying colors. The two get into some positions a contortionist might envy and make use of a table and chairs to the extent they should be listed as sexual aids. The third pairing has Dyanna assuring one of her top models (Kim Chambers) her fervent support before the two give the bed springs a workout. Lots of lapping here. The fourth coupling has an appealing contrast in body types and appatent ages as two blondes get it on, Kim and Leslit. Leslie looks like her vagina could handle a fire hydrant being inserted into it as she takes an eight-finger job from Kim. Finally, we have the energetic sexer Lynn LeMay and the glorious Dyanna Lauren embrace. Lynn enjoys having her tongue in Dyanna's puckered a**hole as well as in her moist, pink pussy. The high level of enjoyment is wonderfully displayes here. And some fruit of the vine mixed in with all-natural juices makes this the tastiest scene of the film.
Lynn and Dyanna. I enjoyed their intimate friendship mixed i with their business relationship. Their hinted competition to bed the gorgeous female models was fun. The sex was outstanding, especially the three scenes that involved either Dyanna or Lynn. And Lynn's mammoth melons were still not too big that I wished they imploded rather than craved them being shoved in the actress's faces (and mine as well). The came awfully close, though, to my wanting to stick a pin in them to see if they would pop.
Not too much to gripe about, but I'll nipick anyway. Felecia should have had another sexing. She loves the ladies so much that I hate seeing her denied opportunities. Lynn and Tiffany's grapple was so tantalizingly voracious they deserved to go another round. And when Dyanna doesn't get her hands on every pretty gal in sight, it's a crying shame!
A rousing 9. I like to take advantage of this space to hereby nominate Dyanna Lauren as the first person selected to be cloned. However, no clone could ever match the intelligence, grace, class, talent, determination, transcendental beauty and generous soul of the original. (And that boys and girls, is how you sound like a drooling, obsessed, chauvinistic pig as well as an obsequious, disingenuos kiss-up all at the same time. Impressive, eh what?)
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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