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Valentina Vaughn, Monica Mendez, Charlie Laine, Adriana Sage, Anastasia Pierce, Bobbi Blair, Angie Savage, Devon Savage, Rita Faltoyano, Jean Val Jean, Stacy.
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90 min.
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Studio A
Andrew Blake
61185D1I11/1
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Valentina VOD Movie
Valentina Description:
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This is the last of the Best Film nominees on my desk to review. I already watched it a month ago before the voting so this will be my second time through. I'll warn you right off that I wasn't all that impressed the first time around. Just to make sure I wasn't missing something I brought Mrs. Rog in for the second viewing. Perhaps she can help me see something in this movie that I didn't see the first time. Before we get too down on the movie though, let's talk about what it does offer. It is a beautifully shot project that celebrates the beauty of the female form. That's what Blake does best. I can certainly appreciate that part of what he does. It just isn't always enough.
The opening sequence sets the tone of this movie and I think it tell us all we need to know. If you happen to be stroking your cock five minutes into the movie, then you should settle in for a nice long day. We get pretty girls, nurse uniforms, needles, lesbian sex, grainy footage and the odd sexual fantasies of a head wound patient. (Yeah, that's where we're headed with this one.)
Things are just freaky in this movie. There are long shots that focus on the beauty of the female form, but there also seem to be odd little fetish shots that probably resonate strongly with people who have these fetishes, but may make everyone else just shake their heads. There are some truly horrific shots involving the needle that seem to say a lot about the sacrifices women make to be beautiful. Wow, you that a movie is boring when I'm already searching for meaning in this random string of images.
In the middle of all the girl on girl action we do get a blowjob, but if you haven't enjoyed the action yet, then the inclusion of a real dick isn't going to make anything any better. Of course throwing in close up shots of a chick pissing pretty much shows that we've moved so far outside of the lines that we may never get back.
Adriana Sage adds some heat to the next round of veggie action, but so far this movie is about as lifeless as the doll they have tied up and swinging behind them. This whole movie feels like a collaborative wet dream shared by Davids Cronenberg, Lynch and Fincher. Blake even manages to make a scene between Rita Faltoyano and Jean Val Jean seems flat. That's not easy to do, but cut away to a Real Doll in bondage with its pussy used as an ashtray will do it every time.
Upon second viewing, this movie sucks even more. It is still a beautiful looking project with some amazing shots. As a collection of still shots it might even be brilliant. The problem is that it isn't a series of still shots. It is an adult film. That is where it fails to follow through. The sex is a mess. There is a collection of fetish clips that don't flow well, fail to address anything strokeable and don't work on any level. I kept asking Mrs. Rog if the movie was the sort of erotica that women could appreciate and she just kept saying What the hell are they doing? That isn't a good sign. I used to really love Blake's work, but I don't think he has much interest in making sex movies any more. This movie should be nominated for cinematography awards, but beyond that it is a good example of pretty much everything that is wrong with this genre of porn. Is it possible that the real Andrew Blake, that guy who gave us Night Trips and House of Dreams, has been kidnapped and what are watching these days is the product of Blake-alt?
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Valentina VOD
Custodian Of Records Valentina VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Valentina VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Valentina VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Valentina VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Valentina VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Valentina VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: P. Nevitt, Custodian of Records, Studio A, 1625 Stanford St., Santa Monica, CA 90404. Studio A hereby certifies that Valentina VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Valentina VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Valentina VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Valentina VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Valentina VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Valentina VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Valentina VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: P. Nevitt, Custodian of Records, Studio A, 1625 Stanford St., Santa Monica, CA 90404. Studio A hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Valentina VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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