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Starring: This is one of those videos that wonders what television would look if your favorite shows went hardcore. We did this 20 years ago with "Naughty Network" and, most recently, "The Show. " They all suffer from the same problem. Since it's all played for laughs, and broken into satiric (usually dumb) vignettes, it's hard to keep the heat rising. This one stars smoldering T. J. Hart, Mia Smiles, Sydnee Steele and that wild woman Inari Vachs.
It's a typical Vivid production, so the quality is there as they try to recreate the feel of the shows. But the low budget gets in the way.
It certainly tries to generate steam, but it's all on the goofball side. When a cheesy talk show can't get its equipment to work to show a scene from T. J. 's new porn epic, she demonstrates her talent right on the set. Sexy? Maybe. But episode is broken up with other shows, so you have to whip back and forth between T. J. and Sydneee playing with dicks on a show of the same name.
It is ambitious. During one show, Alicia, first seen stripping onscreen, leaps into a living room and the arms of two guys willing to share her. There's also a funny take-off on those animal documentaries where this adventurer hunts people having sex.
It's choppy style is annoying.
A 7.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Channel X VOD
Custodian Of Records Channel X VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Channel X VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Channel X VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Channel X VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Channel X VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Channel X VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch & D. James, Custodian of Records, Raw Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Raw Video hereby certifies that Channel X VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Channel X VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Channel X VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Channel X VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Channel X VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Channel X VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Channel X VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch & D. James, Custodian of Records, Raw Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Raw Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Channel X VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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