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Nicole Sheridan, Wendi Knight, Autumn Haze, Dee, Tara, Farrah, Dave Hardman, Eric Price, Tyce Bune, Jay Ashley, Voodoo.
XXX
Anal
Check Inventory
85 min.
By:
Metro Interactive
Mike Quasar
502933D1
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Creating Nicole VOD Movie
Creating Nicole Description:
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Starring: Starting with the star?, Nicole Sheridan, is not the best place to start. But what must be done, must start with the star. With her obviously platisized figure, which looks so fine in the air brushed cover photos, one would think that she or her agent or the studio should have done something about the crap (acne?) on her face. Although, she has a sultry voice she sounded like a hich pretending to be a sophisticat. The line about not being able to act is a fact. The real disappointment here is her inability to raise a high hard one from a guy who's dick trembles when a sheep walks by. Not only did she leave me with a limp bisquit, but she forgot the golden rule of porn, "Have fun, having sex!!!" I could go into detail about the rest of the cast, which includes some fine actors, but suffice it to say, I never did achieve an erectile high during the course of the production.
Of course the lack of erectile function is probably due to the boring production. It lacked any sense of purpose other than to show a group of people bucking for bucks. Are the producers so jaded from making so many movies that they forgot the purpose of these movies, entertainment for lonely people. The erotic high never came, and neither did I. On a scale of 1-10, I would have to rate this movie a minus two.
Which brings me to ertocism. All of the actors left it at home with their boy and girfriends. I bet they all had their hands out for the free food and paychecks they did not earn.
The closing credits, which I did not watch.
Having it in my house. This is the first time I have returned a movie because there was nothing right with it.
-2
Posted By SaintMagk, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Creating Nicole VOD
Custodian Of Records Creating Nicole VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Creating Nicole VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Creating Nicole VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Creating Nicole VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Creating Nicole VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Creating Nicole VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C. Mann, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Metro Interactive hereby certifies that Creating Nicole VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Creating Nicole VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Creating Nicole VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Creating Nicole VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Creating Nicole VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Creating Nicole VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Creating Nicole VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C. Mann, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Metro Interactive hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Creating Nicole VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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