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Blonde Justice 3 VOD Movie
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I know, I know, I have sworn that I will never rent another Vivid film (particularly one directed by that Bud Lee lamer), but see, Leslie Glass is in it, so I said what the heck and rented it. As I expected it was lukewarm, boring but not horrid. This Bud person may be completely incompetent when it comes to generating sexual heat but at least his camera work is passable. However, as is the case with other Vivid films, this one suffers from terrible sound dubbing, corny music and the like. I eventually turned the sound off.
As you probably know, this film stars Janine and Leslie Glass, the two well-known Pets. Also featured are Kylie Ireland (talk about a lame pseudonym!), April, and Rebecca Bardoux. There are also three Fellas, of the usual Vivid type (young, stoned-looking quasi-metalloids). I guess it could be worse (they could be Ron Jeremy), so I should not complain. Anyways, the central figure in this lameness is that woman April, a bleach-blond, plastic-titted, collagen-lipped inflatable doll. I suspect that before this teratogenesis on the surgeon's table took place, she was probably a very pretty girl. Even now, her figure (minus tits) is pleasing and she's got a very nice round behind; I'll even grant that her boob job is not the worst I've seen (that honour is reserved for Kelly Jaye). But it's a shame.
The plot is incredibly inane; the usual crap about the girl going away to LA to "discover herself". Very conveniently this process involves -as always- screwing several people, notably Janine. Honestly, I prefer the "Hi, let's fuck" sort of plot to this bull. There are 7 scenes, which is a plus. First our heroine does a Fella. Yawn. Then Rebecca Bardoux does a metalloid, incl. anal. OK, but could be better. Then Janine does a Kylie Ireland, your typical bleach, siliconated blonde. FF. Then comes the -IMHO-highlight of the show: Janine&Leslie in a strip club act (which is a bit too raunchy for the cops NOT to burst in, but I guess "suspension of disbelief" takes care of that :-)). Unlike Janine, who never did much for me either as a pet or as an X-star, Leslie is *hot* (from a beauty point of view only, 'cos her performance sucks loudly). This scene makes the $2.79 rental worthwhile but just barely. There are also two more girl-girl, one between Janine-April and one between Kylie-April, both of which are FF material. Somewhere in there is another FF-standard scene involving our heroine being licked -and rimmed- by a Fella who eventually jacks off on a glass table. Yuck!
The Imperial Verdict: Avoid, unless you are a Janine or Leslie fan (I can't imagine anybody being a die-hard Bud Lee fan :-)). This is also not, repeat NOT, suitable material for girlfriends, too many girl-girl scenes for her liking.
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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Blonde Justice 3 VOD
Custodian Of Records Blonde Justice 3 VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Blonde Justice 3 VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blonde Justice 3 VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blonde Justice 3 VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blonde Justice 3 VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blonde Justice 3 VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies that Blonde Justice 3 VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Blonde Justice 3 VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Blonde Justice 3 VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blonde Justice 3 VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blonde Justice 3 VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blonde Justice 3 VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blonde Justice 3 VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Blonde Justice 3 VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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