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VOD: Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal
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Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD Movie
Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal Description:
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It's time for the latest celebrity sex video to hit store shelves. It's not the Britney Spears thing we're all hoping will come out soon, but it's still interesting. Hyped as a candid night between the actor and a few of his closest working-girl friends, this release does feel a bit contrived. On the other hand, it isn't exactly out of the question to think that other actors may have some private tapes just like these. Then again, other actors don't have quite as colorful a past, a history with the most famous madam in LA history or a personal message for the LAPD. Don't expect to see a professional quality porn scene. Most of this is shot with stationary cameras from across a room or with a handheld camera while Tom is getting busy with the girls. Strap in every one, it's time to take another fly-by near past the latest celebrity sex train wreck.
The action starts out in Tom's hotel room with a stationary camera across the room. He' making out with a thin brunette while she rides the Sybian. There seems to be a lot of camera adjusting going on, but it could be Tom doing all of the movement. He seems quite fond of eating her asshole and makes good use of the Sybian. Things get really odd for a while as Tom starts clowning around for the camera. He has a message for the LAPD (That he repeats time and time again.) plays football and does some dildo juggling.
Every few minutes another hooker comes out in front of the camera and joins the fun. Tom seems to be a bit out of it and struggles to get hard even as one of the girls uses her mouth on his cock to make it grow. He talks about cumming in a girl's ass, but we really don't see a lot going on at this point. It's kind of a mess really.
Eventually he does get hard and we get some POV footage of him fucking one of the girls. That brief sexual interlude ends and Tom takes us on an adventure in US history. He's rambling a bit and then does his best to hold the camera while he fucks another girl in the bedroom. We get an odd mix of dark shots and night vision and for some reason the camera ends up next to the bed. The longest sexual segment follows with Tom fucking one of the girls with everything on night vision. The next morning Tom shows up with whipped cream and there is another choppy sex scene that gets pretty messy.
There is a bonus scene that starts with an interview and moves on to a stationary camera's view of another scene. We also get an audio interview with Sizemore who tells a story about his night with another celebrity porn star.
We don't watch these movies for great sex, so it doesn't matter so much that this thing doesn't exactly pack a lot of heat. Unlike the Pam and Paris movies we aren't tuning in to this one to see the actual celebrity. Tom isn't exactly a hot blonde. He doesn't even have hot blondes with him to fuck like Vince Neil did. What he does have is a rather creepy screen presence that has always served him well in mainstream rolls. It helps to make this just enough of a train wreck that you have to watch it. Even though the sex is only hot accidentally and looks completely like the home made effort it is, we should still line up to check it out. If nothing else, we can watch a guy have what appears to be a minor mental breakdown while enjoying four hookers at once. See guys, it really is good to be a movie star. Oh yeah, in case you missed it; Tom isn't exactly a fan of the LAPD or his ex. As a final note....doesn't he have the perfect name for porn?
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD
Custodian Of Records Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies that Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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