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VOD: Hooters and the Blowjobs
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Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD Movie
Hooters and the Blowjobs Description:
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| Don Carlos' Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Lovette, Nina Cherry, China Lee, and Stephanie DuValle. They were all just ok.
The production values werre at best mediocre. The sets were very bland and boring, chintzy and unattractive. The costumes (which of course didn't stay on long) were unimaginative and the camera angles were par for the course. There was no musical background, which added to the boring ambiance of this flick, which is suppose to be about a BAND. I ordered this because I though there would be some parody involved, and therefore some plot. Man, was I wrong.
The eroticism of this flick was mixed. All the girlks were more or less into it (which is to say that "it" was into them, everywhere) , and Stephanie DuValle and China Lee did some nice deep throating, with China doing a sexy facial, but over all the sex scenes were far too long. Twenty minutes, plus or minus, of in and out gets boring after a while, even though the point of entry asnd the position change. These guys just take too long to cum.
The plot, which to my taste should be used to heighten the eroticism, was almost non-existant, and what there was made little sense. With a little imagination and wit the process of forming a female rock band could make for a funny AND sexy film, and a story line would provide some reason for the sex. But basically this is just a bunch of sex loops strung together. No better than a compilation, and worse than many of that genra.
The best part of the film was China Lee's facial cum shot, but unfortunately it followed a too long fuck sequence, and so lost much of its appeal. Even so, it really was one of the best facials I've seen. And China does a real nice deep throat. She rivals Linda Lovelace for sure.
The worst part of the film is that it has no point. Eroticism isn't just about putting it in and stroking; that's not erotic, that's just fucking, and after a while, it gets boring.
Clearly, my over all reaction to this flick is that it rates about a one, very limp. Eroticism is about people - that is, personalities, not just bodies - expressing some emotion, showing some feeling. In this flick people fuck like cats in heat - any pussy will do. Sure, sometimees all you want to see is good old sucking and fucking. So you watch a compliation, and you get one with your favorite porn star - Christy Canyon or Ashlyn Gere for example - and thats cool. Even in compilations their sensuousness cums through. But sometimes you want something more. In comparison to films like Immortal Desire, or No Motive, this film fall flat, hardly worth the price of admission. And speaking of pussy, these chicks are all completely shaves. This seems to be a trend these days, but frankly, I don't get it. Shaving around the labia and clit makes for a more pleasant muff dive, but shaving the whole thing reeks of pedophelia to me, and that's NOT sexy, no way, no time. This is a film that I'll trade in.
Posted By Don Carlos, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD
Custodian Of Records Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Szabo, Custodian of Records, Heatwave Video, 6031 Kester Ave., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Heatwave Video hereby certifies that Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Szabo, Custodian of Records, Heatwave Video, 6031 Kester Ave., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Heatwave Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur VOD that Hooters and the Blowjobs VOD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur VOD may here upon rely.
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