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All About Sex VOD Movie
All About Sex Description:
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Starring: Well what do you know: a porno about making pornos. The festivities commence with a fan, Krystal (Krystal Steal) and her boyfriend Freddy (John West) breaking into the home of her favorite porn actress, Alexus Vexus (Aria). (Can you say obsessiveness. . . ).
Far from being creepy, Krystal and Freddie go for the gusto in Alexus' own bed. After getting her lovely labia licked, Krystal works on Freddie's shaft with her mouth, hand and lusty eye contact. The best part of the scene is when Krystal mounts Freddie in cowgirl, with that wonderfully curvy frame of hers in a steady undulating motion. The scene ends with Freddie spewing his seed onto the tattoo on Kyrstal's backside.
The couple does meet up with Alexus, and to Krystal's early chagrin, becomes the PA of her idol. But Alexus soon shows how to be a bitchy porn diva while on the set of her newest movie shoot. Alexus is slated to perform a jailhouse scene with a condemed prisoner played by Tony Tedeschi. (Gives new meaning to the concept of a "final ride"). The couple opens up with some brief oral action, then Alexus opts for rutting in a variety of positions. Somwhow, such positions are doing something for her, because the sexy amazon squirts several times. Undaunted by Alexus' deluges, Tony unloads his joy juice into Alexus' waiting mouth.
Meanwhile, another PA, Mr. Smothers (Dick Smothers, Jr. ) and a make-up woman (Sabrine Maui) have a brief introduction and decide to show how "real people" satisfy their sexual urges. Mr. Smother warms Sabrine up with some toungue and finger action to Sabrine's twat. In turn, the fiesty feline performs admirably, inhaling Smothers large member with aplomb. Things look even better when Sabrine wants to play horsie, and Dick responds with some energetic pistoning.
Soon enough, it's back to the wacky world of porn stars and tormented production casts. The next scene features a tempestous couple in the form of Lee Stone and Dru Berrymoore. Lee primes his co-star with a frenzy of licks to get Dru primed for some amorous and bumpy riding. Known for her anally amorous antics, it's not suprising when Dru flips over for some backdoor banging.
Finally, fate (in the form of an unfortunate vibrator accident) gives Krystal her chance to show what (and who she can do. The lucky stud Rafe, is treated to a blow-job that's a little shorter than in Krystal's first scene, but the lithe blonde makes the most of it. Rafe likes the cast change, becuase soon he and Krystal bodies are rolling together. When Rafe shows his appreciation by unloading a cum shot on Krystal's pierced belly, we know that a star is born.
For the most part, the technical editing worked out. The camera people knew how to capture Krtysal's body in motion. The comical plot was a definite plus. But there were also some technical gaffes. (See Question 6 below)
Pretty good. Krystal and Aria certainly know how to turn up the heat. Sabrine and Dick Smothers' scene also had an interesting appeal.
With a blonde babe like Krystal in two scenes, (especially delivering that blow-job in her first scene)what's not to like?
Throughout the first and fourth scenes, there were a few instances of what looked like digitized pixels traversing the screen. (For the lcak of a better description). I rewound the tape a few times, and given the fact that the VCR heads had been recently cleaned, the problem persisted.
A comical spoofing of the porn industry worthy of an 8.
Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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