Roger's Rating:

Hold on everyone. Don't go getting too excited about Tera Patrick on box of this one. She hasn't jumped ship back to Digital Playground or anything like that. She and Rocki join the parade of girls to be part of the wacky world of Jack's Playground. New scene or old, watching all-natural Tera fuck is always a good thing. Some people get frustrated by the way this series sometimes brings us girls who won't fuck on camera. I don't think that will be a problem in this one. In addition to the never before seen footage of Rocki and Tera, we have some serious prick pleasers ready to fuck and suck. Melanie Jagger, Kelli Tyler and Sandra Romain all know how to get it done. Somehow I don't think we are going to see any of these babes doing soft and shiny solo scenes.

Randi Wright shows up at Jack's place for her music video tryout and we all know what that means. She is a very eager girl and poses in her thong for about half a beat before stuffing Tommy's fat cock into her mouth. Her blowjob isn't great, but it is well shot so if you like this girl, stick around. She gets poked in the puss for some decent mish with nice shots of her legs. Tommy has her in the perfect position to nut on her face, but can't seem to do it. As he often does in the BTS footage Robby makes a big deal about the lack of timely poppage.

While waiting for Tommy to nut, we move over to Sandra Romain who has her mouth full. Dale is providing the meat and she is slurping it down like a good slut. The blowjob footage in this scene is really good and doesn't end seconds after it begins. Her ass looks really good as the camera lingers on her from behind and we watch as she works her hips. As they fuck, he reaches around and shoves fingers into that tight little butthole. That just opens her up for some good looking anal sex. It isn't exactly a major ass pounding, but it's a great looking anal scene nonetheless. Dale is able to dish out the wood and deliver the pop all over her face and even gets some on the floor.

Some guy on the street is selling never before seen footage of Rocki Roads. We get to watch a “preview” of the action. She is out in the barn with John Decker for a little cowboy scenario. The footage is a little bit off which might explain why it never showed up before. There is a bit of eye contact during the blowjob, but it just doesn't have the same feel that we have come to expect from DP projects. As they fuck the quick edits seem to be covering for the fact that perhaps there wasn't enough footage for a full scene. It isn't a bad fuck and he is able to nail her hard in a standing doggy before leaving his load on her back.

Nikki Benz isn't quite sure if Jack has brought her to a house to enjoy the pool or if it all just a ruse to get into her pants. As he shows her around the place there is some funny stuff going on as Robby and his editor poke some fun at themselves. Nikki can barely keep her huge chest cannonballs into her bikini as she talks to Mark Ashley. She reminds me of Julie Rage with even bigger tits. She lies back on the couch and lets Mark lick her pussy until she is ready to get some cock between her parted lips. Her blowjob is very messy as she keeps dribbling spit onto the head and then licking it up. It's shot from an awkward angle that probably doesn't show off as much heat as she is capable of. It gets hotter when she spreads those long legs and lets him fuck her shaved slit. Nikki doesn't overwhelm us with energy, but picks things up a bit in cowgirl. Mark begins to pick up the pace and bangs the skinny blonde from below for a while. The tight shots of her pussy are pretty damn good and so is the facial finish.

The next scene begins with some rather rude comments about Melanie Jagger. She is referred to as both the “fat chick” and “the pig” before the scene beings. Joey Ray and Mel sit on the bed and talk for a long time about how much she likes to have her tits slapped. She slides on top of him for 69 and though she is sporting a pretty serious booty on her these days I still say that the comments were beyond anything that we should condone in porn. After giving a great blowjob she mounts Joey and shakes that big booty as she rides. One thing Mel does better than any other girl in this movie is take cock in the ass. With her fingers working on her pussy to keep the juices flowing, Mel takes it hard in her back door and loves every inch. RCA isn't the most figure flattering angle, but she puts on such a great show that other chicks should learn from Melanie. He finishes off with a big facial that just adds to the highlight reel. Now if Jack could only get some of those soft-core hotties he likes to fuck like this we would all be happy.

The lost Tera footage takes place in Budapest with two guys. (Billed in the movie as “Euro fags” to Tera's “not fat” label.) The first guy gets up in there with Tera and starts eating her hot little hole. There is an abrupt cut to the two of them getting it on at night in front of a bonfire. She looks great on all fours as his cock finds its way to the back of her throat. I'm not wild about the blue tint to the scene and Tera is a bit on the low end of the sexual energy spectrum here. Visually things get pretty hot when she is in reverse cowgirl. Her still natural tits shake all over the place and that is worth the price of the DVD alone. A second guy suddenly appears so she now has one in her pussy and one in her mouth. It's a very pretty scene with some uneven lighting and average heat from the beautiful brunette who takes the first load on her stomach and the second on her back after some tit shaking doggy action.

With Tommy still struggling to get off we move back to the big house where Mark has a chance to get busy again. This time he's got Kelli Tyler who is so fucking cute that she might just steal all the attention away from the other girls. She pulls her legs back and Mark looks like he's having a really good time licking and fingering that beautiful little twat. Her whole body looks great and when she starts sucking cock I find myself wondering how her name would look engraved on a few Rog Reviews Award trophies. Some eye contact would be nice and really improve the blowjob, but when you have a girl this pretty and this enthusiastic then everything is just fine. She pulls her skirt up, opens those legs and gets pounded right into the couch. Mark pumps her pussy and the lets her taste her juices for a while. He rolls her over and takes her from behind. It would be hard to imagine a girl looking any better than she does here. Showing off a great body and flexibility as they do some modified doggy that leads to a big shot all over her freshly fucked pussy.

Does Tommy ever get off? Yeah he does, but by this point one has to wonder just how much male talent hates Robby D for leaving this kind of stuff in a flick. Unlike many of the other JP flicks this one doesn't have any half way scenes or “too pretty for porn” chicks to gawk at. Instead it features a trip into the Digital Playground vault for Rocki and Tera's unseen action. Those scenes are interesting, though not as well shot as some of the new stuff. I really liked Kelli so much that it is hard to even remember back to anything before Tera's three-way. Melanie gives us a great anal scene despite the slams made against her. Sandra Romain is good, but she is always good so we kind of expect it. There is less gonzo silliness in this movie and no Montel around to make us laugh, but there is still enough irreverence to keep us laughing in between scenes. Watch this one for Kelli's great scene, Mel's ass and if you want to take a look back at what Tera was like before going under the knife.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM