Roger's Rating:

This movie is a good example of what can happen when you say the wrong thing at the wrong time. No, actually it is what can happen if you say the right thing, but it gets read by the wrong people. Some of you may remember that back in Jack's 25 there was a little scene with Melanie Jagger. The guys behind the JP movies added some text about Mel being a “pig.” In response, they decided that it would be fun to have me and the other journalist (Gram Ponante) who called them out, in front of the camera. So what is the point to this? First to make sure everyone knows that I'm reviewing the movie in spite my “starring” role in the production. Also I wanted to take this opportunity to place the blame for my hideous performance on the brain trust at Digital Playground. Don't blame me. Enough of that, let's get to the new Jack's Playground adventure.

After the mandatory recap of the last movie, Motel appears at his press conference to address the Melanie Jagger issue. Don't worry, he does nothing but make it worse. More from him later. Right now it's time for the action. Scott and Jack are waiting for Ben to get home with beer when little Aidan Layne shows up at the door. She is selling subscriptions to a free newspaper. Tough sell, but her hot rack is pushing its way out of her shirt and the guys know just how to put her to work. The cute young thing puts her mouth to good use on Scott's big cock, working it more than halfway in and flashing us some great eye contact. She catches on quickly, bending over and filling the air with non-stop dirty talk as she gets pounded. Though I'm not crazy about tats on the pussy, Aidan looks mighty good in reverse cowgirl with those great tits bouncing on every stroke. Pulling out, Scott feeds her a nice load and sends her on her way.

There is a brief skit about a couple of frustrated reviewers who take things a bit too far. I'll leave that alone for now and just say that Gram is brilliant.

Austin Kincaid is doing a little tryout for Jack. He wants to see how she looks in a thong, but the hot babe doesn't wear undies so he has to settle for a bare booty. Jack fondles it, but Scott dives right in and starts licking her from the backside. There are some really nice shots of her tight pussy and curvy ass as he works his magic with tongue and fingers. As the blowjob starts, we see the action from between her legs. It's not a very good shot so things don't really get interesting until we move up to her face and watch as she stares into the camera while jerking his rod with her fist. He bends her over again, this time slamming his hard cock right into that hot little hole. Her energy isn't quite as good as we saw in the first scene, but it's pretty damn hot. We also get some great leg shots as she pulls her feet up over her head. The eager young girl takes a big shot right on her chin and then wonders out loud if she got the part. You have to love a girl who is willing to go that extra mile.

Poor Kurt Lockwood has to beg Annmarie to give him some love. He really needs for her to have sex with him on camera in order to get into the music video business. Eventually she agrees, but isn't exactly setting the world on fire at the start. She toys with the head of his cock, probing it with her tongue and not really sucking. Kurt hangs her head over the edge of the bed and that gets things gong a bit. Before the fucking starts, she picks up the energy on her blowjob, but she's well behind the rest of the cast at this point. Her body looks pretty good and we get plenty of tight shots as she gets fucked in RC and doggy. There just isn't a whole of heat here, so the best part comes when Kurt shoots is load on her face and she can't open her eyes.

McKenzie Lee is a busty British girl with a sexy accent, crooked teeth and a burning desire to be in music videos. She improves her chances of making it by getting on her knees for Jack. Just about the time she's ready to suck him off, Scott shows up and takes over. Poor Jack just gets to watch as she lovingly takes his meat into her mouth. We get several minutes of really good cock sucking before he stands up and gives her some face fucking. That part doesn't turn me on, but at least we get both kinds of oral instead of just the gag-fest. She does back to sucking and ends up finishing him off with just her mouth. He leaves her a big load and she really has fun playing with it.

Sophie Paris is a hot blonde who I have never seen before. She doesn't fuck in the movie, but sits on a toilet teasing us, spreading her pussy and making us all wish she was ready to go all the way. It's great tease and leads us right into the final scene with Tory Lane. She warms up and then tells Richard Raymond that she will do anything to be in a video. (I kind of miss some of the lead in stuff that used to get us to these silly situations.) We don't really know how he's connected, by Tory leans her head backwards and starts sucking his cock. I'm not sure that the braids really work for her, but since she gives such a great blowjob, what does it matter? Once the fucking starts, Tory is even hotter, opening her legs and taking every inch of cock he has to offer. There are some serious close ups during the cowgirl that aren't kind to the big zits on her ass. (Dude, butt acne+high def= ewwwww) The anal action is very good though as she opens up that back door and lets him slide right up there. I really like the anal action here and the way she sucks him off at the end. Tory is a very hot performer not matter what her hair looks like.

What can I say about this latest volume of Jack's Playground? It's a pretty solid flick, though I feel like we're losing some of what I liked from the early volumes. I enjoyed the set ups and actually like the fact that we don't always get to see some of the girls fuck. I know that some people find it frustrating, but if Robby can get some of these non-porn chicks to show off or even do solo in his movies, then I dig it. We get one such scene here and even get a blowjob only turn. Tory' sex scene is great and I'm really digging Aidan at this point. Most of the sex looks a lot like the Teen America stuff that Robby shoots and that's a good thing. Of course none of you really care about the sex right? It's all about the skits in between. That's the best part of the movie. This is some really funny stuff and should be a very early pre-nom for best non-sex performance….not for me you nits, for Gram who is hilarious. I'm just….there. (But hey, it's my debut who knows what might happen in the future.) Come on, I'm joking. It's all about the stroke value and this one has it.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM